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ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American


TAGS: america s political candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

ipaprime - June 9, 2014, 8:46 am, #67825
You should have used Scroob instead of Helmet
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:26 pm, #67814
Still trying to catch up to you, man!
fauxnews - June 8, 2014, 2:55 pm, #67813
haha... You beat me to it ;-) The Space Balls touch was genius, sir. 5 stars.

AN INKED PRESIDENT - It would probably beat the hell out of all the current Presidential candidates

" WALKING, TALKING DOOMSDAY MACHINE " - China has dropped 97 percent of its holdings in U.S. Treasury bills.

SUPER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - And who disguised her as mild manner Sarah Palin

SILLY POLITICIANS - When will they learn, tricks are for kids. The rest of America wants something more tangible.

TAGS: election 2012 party candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 20, 2012, 5:32 pm, #38243
ughomer - September 20, 2012, 5:32 pm, #38242
Still searching for "Trixy ***k" Prissy!

Your Vote Counts? -

" VETERANS DAY 2009 " - Remember when voting, How he did not feel like saluting our National Anthem.

PALIN BUS TOUR - Bus tours are usually for musicians or candidates... Do you suppose Sarah is starting a country music career? I don't think so...

OBAMA IS NOW SO TOXIC - That someone like Tom Selleck could take the Election in 2012

Man of the People -

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT - Because Obama has so seriously eroded the standards for qualifications and candidate legitimacy!

ONE THING IS FOR SURE IN 2012 - The more likely a Republican candidate is to win over Obama, the more the leftwingnuts and moonbats will put them under a magnifying glass and try to frame them as extremist and crazy.


MITT ROMNEY - Just going through the motions until the next election season.

MORON - Aww poor Mitt.... only one letter short of full Mormon standing.

TAGS: romney candidate fool
Rating: 1.62/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

GrouchoMarxist - October 20, 2012, 2:19 am, #41611
It's something to do with the time they spend waiting to see a doctor.
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:02 am, #41606
not unless they are registered as democrats! then multiple registrations are gracefully overlooked!
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:01 am, #41605
Canadians are scared that Romney's willingness to drop the tax rate to compet with other countries might result in Canada ending up with Canadians watching snowbanks melting instead of working in factories....
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:59 pm, #41604
what would Freud say about your panty fixation?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:58 pm, #41603
We've been lied to for too many years! Time to let a businessman run things instead of a community agitator!
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:57 pm, #41602
I am a man. Is your candidate a truthful man?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:56 pm, #41601
Reid is a dou@che-bag A-h#le
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #41337
The war between 2 great nations adverted and then ipaprime stirs up he sheet again...jk ipa...welcome to the posts of insanity :)
ipaprime - October 16, 2012, 7:52 am, #41321
only if you vote democrat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:33 am, #41315

See how much fun this can be when no one is yelling insults? G'night all.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:29 am, #41313
I've had it for the night too. Later
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #41312
For a poster that sucks it sure has created some creative and witty comments...thanks all especially moo and arnnatz. Til we meet again....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:27 am, #41311
they would make good sled dogs
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:26 am, #41310
It's a deal. We'll swap you some of our 300 pound women for a couple of them. Gonna have to rent a big a** truck to haul them up there though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:24 am, #41308

larger bre***s....it's a win, win.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:22 am, #41307

Less hairy, more muscular
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #41306
as long as they aren't like the soviet olympic women
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am, #41304

Can't help it......We have oil (you seem to like that), Come and get it. I promise to only send our women against you.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am, #41303
I am proud to stand behind our fine men and women of the Canadian Armed Forces. All 4 of 'em. Hey do you have any idea how hard it is to get more than 5 liberals together to fight for the same cause?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:18 am, #41302
florida oranges are the size of gra**fruit everywhere else
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am, #41301
I think I'd be just as leery of the chocolate ones
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am, #41300

Hey Kal! Send me some oranges....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am, #41299
If we were into seals and whale blubber, we'd be on you like ugly on an ape
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am, #41298

The cherry ones are the worst....I should really see a doctor.
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:14 am, #41297
Sure you can vote...we ain't checking ID...vote early and often!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:13 am, #41296

Fair fights are overrated. It's the motive behind the fight that matters.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am, #41295
Arnnatz...FYI...don't accept any "lemon" flavored ice cones from Moo...nope...even the "lime" ones are questionable!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am, #41294

Don't ask, don't tell......I am comfortable enough with my (hetero)***uality to say that.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am, #41293
We don't fight fair. Did you see the shock and awe at the start of the iraq war? Where a bullet would do the trick, we bring MOABs
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am, #41292
Hello!!! How did this end up being about you two! lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am, #41291

You won't feel that way when they've got their knee on your spine.....or maybe you will (I get that)
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am, #41290
But..but...this is me playin' nice...drats!...k' I'll be gooder ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am, #41289

Hell, you could beat us in a fair fight.....But that would leave you looking like the biggest schoolyard bullies on earth.........Oh, yeah.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:07 am, #41288
maybe, but not a canadian winter, I live in the New Mexican desert. I can't handle that much cold.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:05 am, #41287
and those mountie chicks, wow!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:04 am, #41286
We might be tempted by artic ice snow cones or slushies though
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am, #41285
Well arnnatz I hope you are on the jury. You have posted intelligent feedback and have been sticking it out with me post to post. But can we do this through a Canadian court...life sentence here, no matter how long they say...never more than 7 years!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am, #41284

really? That's not a fight you can win....Your beer and cigarettes suck. FIN. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:00 am, #41283

@ Prissy. Arnnatz is one of the more level headed members here. Try to understand him, he's a decent guy.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:59 am, #41282
I think we are planning on putting off the canadian invasion for a while. What do we gain? Molson? yuck. Moosehead maybe (is that even canadian beer?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am, #41281

You might as well be speaking Chinese.....That part doesn't matter to the Canadians I know...What we care aboot is who you're going to attack next and how will it affect us.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am, #41280
Holier than thou? You REALLY don't know who you're talking about lmao!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am, #41279
There are others here as well, fauxnews and australopithecus are australian and total a**es, cranky is a canadian idiot. Moo is ok, he doesn't start ****, but will respond when he feels someone is out of line. The jury is still out on you yet
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:54 am, #41278
and obama has 4 years of failure in place already. Time for something new for us
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am, #41277
A Canadian foreigner...I like it! For the record...I very rarely trash talk the Americans, the politicians hellzya, but rarely the people.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am, #41276
Not with this election. We have a RINO (Romney) vice an extreme lefty (Obama) The only real difference between the two is that romney has a business background and obama has, well, he was a community agitator, er, uh, organizer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:52 am, #41275

if I'm standing near a fight and someone uses pepper spray. am I an outsider?....No, I'm a victim. That's how we feel.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:50 am, #41274
Moo(?) we can't keep it a secret any longer...it's the 8 months of frickin mind numbing cold winter!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am, #41273

Maybe we comment because we care. Everything you do affects us. look at it this way..If we were pushing the worlds b***ons and you lived in NYC....would you care?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am, #41272
or display a holier than thou attitude like MissPriss is doing
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:48 am, #41271
it seems like the USA has enough problems with liberals and conservatives being at each other's throats without outsiders coming in and throwing gas on the fire. Especially when they come in and start flinging crap in all directions
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:45 am, #41270
Our government is like a drama. I keep an eye on your politics because I prefer a good comedy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am, #41269

Prissy is a Reg at Motifake, and she stays up late...She's just stating her opinion. I don't know why so many of my fellow Canadians are liberals (Maybe it's something in the water)
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am, #41268
I have no problems with foreigners coming on here, but I do have an issue when they come on here and start trash talking us like they know more than we do about what we should want.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:38 am, #41267
I'm more curious about why, all of a sudden, canadian liberals are coming out of the woodwork and coming here. What gives?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:06 am, #41265

we want the best for the USA....and we don't want to be collateral damage. We are not pushovers, we aren't weak just because we're peaceful...Canada is a strong country. And you need us more than you might think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:00 am, #41264

a nuke dropped on NYC, Detroit, Seattle or Washington would kill who?.....That's our justification for giving a f***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:51 am, #41262

I thought I'd made that clear. you border us and trade with us....We have every right to an opinion on your choice for President....That's all we have a right to...opinion.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:43 am, #41260
but not enough self-respect to stay out of our politics? Don't you have enough issues with your own politics to keep you canadians busy?
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 12:40 am, #41259
Because non-citizens have a little more self-respect than the dead and too much to vote for an American candidate.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:19 am, #41245
why not, dead people vote here, so why not non-citizens?
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 10:34 pm, #41216
Yeah...about that...even my vote can't help him...I don't think Canadian votes are considered legit in an American election. Alrighty... next?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:08 pm, #41210
Smarter than you?... You must be Joe Biden
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:06 pm, #41209
Guess you'll be voting for Romney then.... Thanks for playing sweetheart.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 9:47 pm, #41208
Boys! BOYS stop it! This is politics. Doesn't matter who you support or even who you are...you're never-the-less wrong! Thanks for havin' my back Moo but I ain't a scared of no lil' boys. Give me a man...one who can make a real comment. Umm... Hello?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:20 pm, #41205

BTW. I'm not interested in opinions from your left hand.......Stop trying to be smarter than me Groucho...you don't have a chance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:19 pm, #41204

I'm amused by comedy. I don't care what party is made the stooge. I'm not sure why you're interested in my panties, But they're right here in my fiancee's drawer whenever you want to get your a** handed to you. How does your SO feel about your behavior?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 9:04 pm, #41203
I said you you were amused by stupidity.... I called you a liberal.... Does it fit? My you seem to get you panties in bunch over much ado about nothing? PMS?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:17 pm, #41197

Men don't resort to name calling.....Are you a man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:16 pm, #41196

Do I need to post another explanation about the rules of this site? Do I have to use small words to explain to some of you that name calling and childish insults are not allowed?.....How many times have you been banned?....Compare that to my 0.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:12 pm, #41195

Now say something hateful so I can report you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:11 pm, #41194

The world is not all black and white Groucho. Grey exists. I can enjoy a joke from either side because I am objective about the real world. Also, Miss Priss is a friend.....And a better creator than you any day.
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:00 pm, #41189
Moo says he's not a lib but is amused by stupidity such as this...
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 7:59 pm, #41188
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 7:54 pm, #41187

Well done Prissy. 5L
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:14 pm, #41184
These bigoted clowns have no problems with Harry Reid (the mormon democrat), but they have a problem with Mitt Romney being a mormon. Hypocrite much?
funnyguy88 - October 15, 2012, 7:05 pm, #41182
how UN-original

I'm not sure... -

TAGS: hillary clinton choice alternative candidates
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Oldsod

calron - April 26, 2015, 12:38 am, #75706
On a related note, China is considering allowing people to vote on pre-approved candidates.
DebtToAmerica - April 26, 2015, 12:26 am, #75705
the people dont pick the candidates, campaign donors and party insiders do. the people only get to choose between the "approved candidates" that party insiders have strung up and turned into puppets.

Promises Promises -

TAGS: elections campaign promises candidates screws
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm, #72220
Sorry...don't think bitcoins count.
Cannabal - December 8, 2014, 3:54 am, #72211
Would you like to make a campaign contribution? ;)
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:59 pm, #72209
You 5crewing with me Cannabal...don't ever tease a female voter.
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:18 pm, #72196
And like any woman, there's nothing voters like more than a good 5crew.

Barack Hussein Obama -

David Letterman: GOP must decide which candidate can lead Republicans... -